|Sam Nickel is all over the news after grabbing 1,000 girls' breasts for "political reasons."|
A man in Russia named Sam Nickel is all over the news after grabbing 1,000 girls' breasts for "political reasons," LatinRapper reported.
According to Nickel's explanation, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is always busy with important state affairs and, moreover, he is married. As a result, he cannot afford to "touch" potential voters.
Nickel, on the other hand, has plenty of time, and nothing to lose.
Nickel has vowed to touch the breasts of 1,000 female voters first, and then shake hands with Putin with the same hand, somehow passing the breast touching experience onto him.
(China.org.cn September 8, 2011)