About herself

Master: Who are you?

Siri: I'm Siri. But enough about me... how can I help you?

Master: How old are you?

Siri: I'm not allowed to answer that question.

Master: Where are you from?

Siri: Like it says on the box... I was designed by Apple in California.

Master: Are you human?

Siri: Does it matter?

Master: Are you gay?

Siri: We were talking about you, not me.

Master: What do you look like?

Siri: In the cloud, no one cares what you look like.

Master: What are you wearing?

Siri: Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?

Master: Why are you so awesome?

Siri: I just am.

关于自身

主人：你是谁？

Siri：我是Siri。有关我的话题就到此为止吧。有什么我能为你效劳的？

主人：你多少岁了？

Siri：我未获许可回答这个问题。

主人：你从哪里来？

Siri：就像包装盒上写的……我来自加利福尼亚，由苹果公司设计。

主人：你是人类吗？

Siri：是不是又有什么关系？

主人：你是同性恋吗？

Siri：我们要说的是你，而不是我。

主人：你长什么模样？

Siri：身在云世界，长相也只是浮云。

主人：你身上穿着什么？

Siri：硅铝酸盐玻璃面板和不锈钢外套。漂亮吧？

主人：你为什么这么给力？

Siri：天生如此。